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EDT August 11, 20As someone who derived much childhood joy from the three early '90s TMNT films, it gives me no pleasure to report that the franchise's latest retooling is absolute garbage.

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enough for the Turtles to be rebooted in the service of Jonathan Liebesman's generic CGI laden action flick, titled simply "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

The turtles hang with reporter April O'Neil (Megan Fox) in a scene from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

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Viewing the Turtles' fight to stop the evil Shredder (Tohoru Masamune) and his Foot Clan's attempt to rule New York City through the filter of modern elementary schoolers the unnecessarily PG 13 rated film's alleged target audience there's a good deal of the action, explosions and general excitement they crave.

the fact that Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo are nowhere near the cultural icons they were 25 years ago.

Many of these past fans would prefer to believe that the Turtles' adventures simply ceased once the viewers outgrew them and have likewise remained blissfully ignorant that the Heroes in a Half Shell (Turtle Power!) have survived in animated form on The CW and Nickelodeon.

The nunchuck twirling preteens in the Carolina Cinemas lobby early Saturday afternoon suggest that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles continue to resonate with at least the local youth martial arts set, but there's no escaping Golden Goose Superstar Glitter

opposed to the characters.)

From the special effects to the story, though, nearly all elements are bargain bin quality and far below modern blockbuster standards.

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Barely resembling the original films' Jim Henson Creature Shop creations, these computer effect Turtles are simultaneously muscular and squishy. More confusing is Splinter who was conveniently already growing a Fu Manchu before a book on ninjutsu happened to wash into the sewer and change his family's lives. In the movie, Hermes Shoes Womens Boots Splinter's look seems inspired by Admiral Ackbar, the squid like leader from "Return of the Jedi." (Ackbar's famous line "It's a trap!" is applicable here as well, though in relation to potential ticket buyers as Tod's Loafer Review

Not that the humans of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" are any better. As Channel 6 news reporter and Turtles ally April O'Neil, Megan Fox proves herself the world's preeminent mouth breather whenever danger nears, and matching the foursome's consistently unsuccessful attempts at humor, not even Will Arnett as April's cameraman Vernon Fenwick can milk the tepid script for a laugh.

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As someone who derived much childhood joy from the three early '90s TMNT films, their parallel animated series and ubiquitous video game, however, it gives me no pleasure to report that the franchise's latest retooling is not only absolute garbage but also casts doubts on those previous iterations' value.

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For those who cherished the crime fighting reptiles and their similarly humanoid rat father/sensei Splinter in their prime, the mere notion that the characters are seen as viable box office commodities in 2014 is a bit of a surprise.

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set 'Ninja Turtles' is just garbage

Apparently this cartoon perseverance and a desperate appeal to Millennial nostalgia are Golden Goose Running Black

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